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Wait, What?

Full disclosure, there is no outfitting happening in this post.  Instead I felt the need to showcase one of the oddest emails I received from Sky Mall, wherein I was introduced to this product:


Okay, I'm just going to say it, "What the fuck?" At first I thought these were panties with pockets, which almost makes sense... Here's the product description:

Go purseless with Camiwraps -- a stylish attachable bra pocket. Adjustable elastic bands easily snap around your favorite bra or sports bra, no special bra required. Hidden zippered pocket in the back holds items securely and discretely: phone, money ID, keys, even lipstick. Comfortable and lightweight. 


So, let's say I'm out and about with my camirwrap on and I stop for an ice cream or coffee.  Can you imagine the server's face as I reach into my top, unzip what appears to be a camisole and then hand them cash that has been nestling in my cleavage...  Yep, I'm thinking I'd get some odd looks. Plus you're phone, really? 

Oh Sky Mall, you're batshit crazy some times! 

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